The Boss Lady: Some like ‘em hot (pink)
With this review, we’re going to introduce a slightly new format for our reviews around here… No fair that Hardware Annie and The Blonde get all the floor space! So, I’ll be posting their reviews interspersed with my own little parenthetical/italicized comments here and there from now on. Like a conversation, or something! –Madame Editrix
First, a mixed review from Hardware Annie:
Ah, the Boss Lady. She’ll blind you with her fluorescent neon hot pink body, but luckily you’re not looking at her often ;-) [Damn straight. This is a totally insane color. I'm amazed you can make a toy THIS pink, and still have a non-toxic product.] This toy definitely earns its name, towering at 8 3/4″ by 1 3/5″. It’s got a silicone body that’s very realistically shaped, and a shower-friendly splash proof plastic base.
The base has a swirly hot pink silicone design for grip, and has three buttons; Up, Down, and Booster. The last one being the large button on the bottom that when pressed, boosts the vibrations! Alas, you have to keep pressing it, so I never use it for quite as long as I want to, but if you press the button with each inward thrust it works just fine ;-) [I do wish the booster button would click on and stay on myself. Ah well, can't have everything.]
So as I said, this one is big. I definitely had to use lube, and even then took a little while to work myself up to it. Once in it felt great paired with another toy for clit stimulation! The shape certainly helps, and the head is curved just enough to hit the G-spot. Unfortunately because of the size I wasn’t able to do much with it. While thoroughly enjoyed, this one probably won’t be broken out too terribly often.
All in all, if you like big cock, you’ll love this! ;-) [That really sums it up for the Boss Lady: If you like big cock, it's fantastic—as The Blonde will attest below. If you're a fan of average-or-smaller peen, it'll be difficult for you to really enjoy it … or possibly even to fit it in.]
The Blonde “really, really” loved it:
Some say narcissism is a bad thing, but let’s face it: Loving yourself as thoroughly and as often as possible is necessary to a modern girl’s mental health, and I have found the key! Granted, I blush slightly when I admit it’s a large hot pink cock, but the Boss Lady’s German engineering will please even the harshest critics time and time again [Just so long as those critics like big cock, that is... hehe].
The Boss Lady is a large vibrating dildo in “Shocking Pink”. Medical grade silicone gives it both a very firm and soft feel. [Seriously, when I first opened mine, I couldn't stop squeezing it. GREAT silicone! *ahem*] It’s shaped like a well-proportioned [quite large] penis, with an insertable length of approximately 7 inches, and a maximum girth of about 4 inches in circumference. The curved shaft sports a sizeable ridge along the head, which not only feels fantastic during manual manipulation, but hits your g-spot easily while inserted.
Instead of the more common vibrating bullet found in many silicone vibes, the Boss Lady seems to have a rod extending from the vibrating motor at the base. This not only firms the silicone shaft up a bit, but excels at transmitting the powerful vibrations all the way up the shaft to the very tip [which is great for the g-spot stimulation!]. Like Fun Factory’s Delight vibe, the Boss Lady features 8 vibration levels and 3 pulsating patterns, PLUS the bonus “turbo” button which kicks it up the vibration intensity (to level 9, if you will) when held down. It’s even completely waterproof!
This is one of my new favorite toys! Use it anywhere, even though the motor is a little loud, because the intensity and diversity completely overwhelms the, “goodness, is she using a vibrator in there?” factor. [Funny, I thought it was unusually quiet for the power...] While the hard plastic handle/control button base/battery compartment cover, at only ~2 inches long, is a little hard to hold onto when trying to hit those hard-to-reach spots, the Boss Lady handles the abuse extraordinarily well! And yes, I really do abuse my toys. [Seriously. She broke her Elastomer Rabbit Habit!]
I love the Boss Lady. I really, really do.
There you have it… if you like ‘em big, and you think you can stomach the color, Babeland’s Boss Lady silicone g-spot vibrator is an absolute winner! If you prefer your toys on the smaller side, you might want to check out some of Fun Factory’s more petite siilicone vibes instead. Thanks to Babeland for the opportunity to do this review!
