Luna Beads “Kegelcisers”
What did The Blonde think?
Lelo Luna Beads are an ingenious idea designed to make kegels easy and fun. The kit comes with two sets of weighted balls which provide gentle vibration when the pelvic floor (PC) muscles are flexed.
While the directions say to simply wear Luna Beads for half an hour a day, I decided to step things up a notch and actually do a half hour of kegels while wearing them! I must say my PC muscles were a bit fatigued by the end… of course, who actually has to worry about their pelvic muscles being in good enough shape to withstand a 30 minute orgasm?! Certainly not me (I’ve heard pigs have 30 minute orgasms. Don’t know if it’s true or not, but if it is, I’m jealous. That would be well worth exercising for!)
However, during my thirty minute kegel marathon, I hardly felt the Luna Beads’ vibrations. I decided to wear them to work, where we have two flights of stairs. Still not much excitement, so I brought them to the local university campus, and jogged up their stairs. After 4 flights, I almost started to feel tingly. So the next day, not being one to give up, I went to the gym.
Luna Beads on a stairmaster is actually pretty nice. Even better was the elliptical trainer (at slightly over 3mph). But still, while they made the gym a lot more entertaining than usual, I was bound and determined to find a way to climax with these things (whether they’re designed for it or not!). You’ve heard the classic “lean against the washer on spin cycle” line? Well, I tried sitting on both the washer and dryer. Still no O. I tried sitting on an idling ATV and snowmobile… still needed clitoral stimulation to get off. But then I found the magic combo:
An idling Harley and my Luna Beads! Yup, get a big enough VTwin between your legs, and the Luna Beads suddenly work magic! A few days later I was invited to an “adult” party, and figured I’d see if Luna Beads were more fun with more than one.
Sure enough, Luna Beads, a sex swing, and some added clitoral or anal stimulation were as good as the Harley (although if the secondary stimulation gets too intense, it overwhelms the Lunas). I also discovered that, although they were designed for a woman’s muscles, Luna Beads can provide fantastic prostate stimulation for a man. If your guy is game, try adding Lunas to your next blowjob, and see what happens!
All in all, I prefer more “gratifying” toys, but if you use a little imagination, Luna Beads can be much more than a simple exercise tool, in a variety of interesting situations. ;-)
And another perspective from The Sister…
Luna beads, made to provide extra stimulation while exercising kegels, are just not my cup of tea. They’re much like ben wa balls, but two hard plastic balls held together by rubber, and a string at the bottom to tug at to give resistance. Using them for pleasure does nothing for me (they actually quite uncomfortable, to be honest, but I’ve never like using hard plastic toys vaginally), and as far as using them for kegels, it just feels like another gimmicky exercise machine. But then again, I never knew of the giant market for kegel exercisers. I suppose I just feel they’re like all exercise machines, sure they work, but so the does exercise, sans machine ^_^
