Big Teaze Tuyo … more of a tease than anything
The Blonde said it was a tease…
I was rather disappointed at the Tuyo. It’s a lovely, visually attractive sphere about the size of a baseball, composed of two halves of hard non-porous plastic connected around a center ring of medical grade silicone. The two halves open up to reveal the battery installation thingy and then seal tightly around the silicone to form a water resistant seal. (Careful!!! The edges of the plastic halves are freaking sharp and will cut the shit out of an unsuspecting thumb.) The seal is tight enough for fun in the shower, but is not designed for submersion.
The Tuyo is designed with a multitude of increasingly strong vibrations then a selection of vibration patterns. Very pretty toy, awesome vibrational options, I just couldn’t get off. Because of its spherical shape I couldn’t seem to get the right angle on it. And we’re talking bracing against all sorts of things, bed, floor, shower wall, sex partner. It would titillate the entire vulvar region, get my ciltoris delightfully engorged and then fail to get me off.
I would totally recommend it for women who are more sensitive than the rock ‘em sock ‘em girls of my ilk, or for those individuals who are trying to introduce toys into the bedroom and don’t want to intimidate anyone with a giant vibrating dong. But if you like your vibrations on the assertive side, Tuyo is not going to rock your world.
…and Hardware Annie agreed.
The Tuyo is a pretty stainless steel plastic sphere the size of a tennis ball, with a silicone grip wrapped around the center for handling and a silicone button on top to control the vibrations between low, medium, high, and five varying pulses. And to be quite honest, the Tuyo just isn’t my cup of tea.
Compared a lot of other vibes, the vibrations here didn’t seem quite so intense. Also something I quite don’t like: just the one button, for 8 speeds! Ludicrous. It’s a pain to find the setting you want. And for reason I can’t quite put my finger on, I didn’t like the shape at all. I couldn’t get into it (didn’t even get off once!). Of course, I do love my Hitachi, so perhaps I just need a handle and some stronger frequencies, or a more focused vibration surface for less intense vibes.
