ClevEros

Heartbreak Nympho’s Gender Carnival!

Mia — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:33:15 +0000

Wilhelmina Wang is having a contest over at Hearbreak Nymphomania, wherein she asks readers to answer the intriguing question, “What does your gender mean to YOU?”

That’s interesting to me, because I never really think about “my gender” per se… I think about society’s gender roles all the time, because I butt up against them on a regular basis, but I never frame it as “my gender”, always as “society’s gender roles.”

I was blessed with a hippie mom who never chastised me for wearing “boy’s” clothes. In fact, she bought me boys jeans when I was little, because they had reinforcement patches in the knees. Apparently I spent enough time crawling around on the ground pretending I was a horse to wear out girls pants far too fast for the family budget.

So, I was lucky to be raised by a woman who put no stock in, “how girls are supposed to be,” and all stock in, “be who you are.” I do sometimes wonder if I’d been raised in a more “traditional” family, if I would have more gender issues than I do. As it is, my only gender issues are with society telling me how I should be, instead of accepting me for how I am.

For the record, I usually identify as a heterosexual woman. I have no disputes with my biologically female sex/gender. I am entirely more inclined to be involved with a man than a woman. I identify as bisexual when I’m involved in a conversation with people a) who are totally against homosexuality, and b) who are interested in discussing what you find attractive more than who you get into relationships with.

What does that all mean for what I think of my own gender? Nothing. I don’t really ever think of my “gender” as an important issue. I am who I am, and that is that. If you have a problem with me being assertive, not wearing a skirt, or knowing my way around the underside of my car’s hood better than a random man on the street? You are not someone whose opinion I give a shit about.

Gender, in my opinion, should not be an issue. That doesn’t mean gender isn’t an issue, and a damned important one for a lot of people, but it shouldn’t be. Gender shouldn’t be any more of an issue than who somebody loves… and that is apparently a huge issue for a lot of (sad, insecure) folks.

The rules for entering Wilhelmina’s contest follow the jump. :-)

Lately, I’ve been thinking about my own gender more, and while appear mostly feminine, I often wish that I could wake up and just pick whatever gender I wanted to be that day, and be it. Soon I’m going to be doing a series of posts/HNTs exploring my own gender(fucking), and I’m really looking forward to reading about other people’s takes on gender. I thought combining a shout out for feedback with a contest would be cool.

Prizes:
I’m not giving away as much as I was for my last contest, but the prizes are still pretty sweet:

A Femblossom Heat from Emotional Bliss!
Not only does this vibrator vibrate, it heats up, matching the speed and frequency of the vibrations. After you use it, the Femblossom also secretes an antibacterial agent which means you can clean it with a quick wipe. (Specs: variable speeds + frequency, curved to fit the body, lats from 90-240 minutes, heats up + self-cleaning.)
A Tantus Ryder!
(Specs: silicone, 4.1″ length and 1.5″ diameter.)
A Lelo Bo from Tabu Toys!
(Specs: silicone, rechargable battery, lasts for up to 2 hours.)

How to Enter:
To enter, you need to do two things:

Leave a comment on Wilhelmina’s original post in response to the question: What does your gender mean to you?
Spread the word about the contest! Either reblog or retweet. Or both, if you wish. If you’re reblogging, exact text would be best (don’t hotlink to the images, though), and you can add your own words to it. Link to the blog post in a comment. You can only do this a minimum of once. If you’re retweeting, do so at least once and a maximum of ten times, and use the following text: RT @wilhelminawang What does your gender mean to you? Answer and win some sex toys! http://bit.ly/LOBoZ
(Optional) Subscribe to my RSS feed and let me know in your comment that you have :)

Each comment, reblog and retweet will earn you one “entry” into the contest, and after all the entries are in I’ll use a randomizer to select the winner :) Yep, only one winner this time.

Deadline to enter: November 21st, midnight, EST.

The Fine Print:

- Tabu Toys is only willing to ship within the continental US. If you’re not in the continental US, you can still enter, but if you win I will request that you cover shipping costs because otherwise I’ll have to pay for it out of my own pocket. You can pay for the costs via PayPal.

Time for more skin…

Mia — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:36:14 +0000

Yes indeed, it’s that time of the week again! Here’s a little HNT action:

Happy Thursday, everyone! ;-)

What to do with a broken dildo?

Mia — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:24:52 +0000

Any sex toy collector (or reviewer) understands these dilemmas: A favorite toy breaks, and you feel bad throwing a giant mass of plastic in the garbage. You get a toy you thought you would like, but it really doesn’t trip your trigger when you finally get your hands on it. While sterilizable toys can sometimes be traded or gifted among like-minded folks (like those of us on the Toy Swap Network … hit me up on Twitter if you’re interested), a hell of a lot of toys can’t be properly sterilized. And of course, sterile or not, the day comes when all toys with moving parts finally stop moving.

What’s an environmentally-conscious toy hound to do? What to do with your old jelly (ick) rabbit, now that you’ve learned about phthalates & switched to an elastomer or silicone model? What to do with that beloved bullet vibe when it finally bites the dust? There’s enough sex-guilt in the world as it is… who wants to worry about their old vibrators destroying the planet?! (X-rated B-movie idea there… anyone? Like Christine only dildos instead of cars?)

Never fear, the brilliant Sex Toy Recycling Program is here to save the day! Not only are these fine folks willing to disassemble your unwanted sex toys, and sort them into the appropriate recycling bins, for every package of toys you send, they’ll give you a $10 gift certificate to one of their affiliated toy retailers as a thank you! All they ask is that you not abuse the gift certificate offer by sending every toy in a separate box (boo to greed!), and that you do them the favor of washing the toys thoroughly before sending them in!

Bad Bad Girl’s Grand Fucking Prize Contest

Mia — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:25:12 +0000

If you’re the slightest bit interested in the kinkier side of sex, THIS is a contest you MUST enter! Seriously. Bad Bad Girl has teamed up with the master kinksters at Extreme Restraints to offer quite possibly the BEST potential prize package the sexblogging world has ever seen.

Why do I say “potential” prize package? Well, because the collection of toys included depends entirely on the number of entries… and to enter, all you have to do is:

Create an account at Extreme Restraints and set up your own wish list.
Write a blog entry on your own site telling everyone about the contest, and the wish list you made (You can see mine right here!).
Then run on over to Bad Bad Girl’s site, and leave her a comment telling her about your blog post!

Now, how easy is THAT?! And if that wasn’t reason enough to enter the contest, here’s the list of potential prizes up for grabs:

Here’s what you can win as the entries increase:

Sign-ups	Item	Retail
1	Electrogasm	$45.00
4	Ratan Cane	$11.50
5	Trinity Silicone Butt Plug Kit	$38.00
7	Trinity Pink Waterproof Rabbit	$18.95
9	Orgasmic Vibrating Cock Ring	$8.00
10	Luv Balls	$26.00
12	The Sunset Plug	$17.99
15	Strict Leather Flogger	$165.00
17	Clit Enhance Pump Kit	$114.00
18	Vibrating Silver Bullet	$8.50
20	Vibrating Remote Control 7 speed egg	$47.95
23	Leather Blindfold with Velcro Closure	$16.50
25	Strict Leather Locking Thigh Cuffs	$76.00
30	Trinity 7 Speed Vibrating Silicon Butt Plug	$28.95
35	Delux Digital Power Box	$130.00
38	Trinity Pocket Rocket Massager	$14.00
40	Trinity Heart Throb Glass Dildo	$28.00
43	The Love Pacifier	$14.99
45	Strict Leather 4 Foot Leash	$18.00
47	Vibrating Lipstick	$26.00
50	Hitachi Magic Wand	$49.95
55	Ball Gag Training System	$15.00
58	Trinity Rosebud G Vibrator	$22.50
60	Strict Leather Punishment Strap	$37.50
62	Bondage Tape	$7.95
65	Strict Leather Studded Paddle	$48.00
69	Clit Clamp with Bell	$10.00
70	Strict Leather Low Rise Leather Collar	$48.00
75	The Love Seat	$99.95
77	Premium Bondage Rope Nylon 10ft	$12.00
78	Wartenburg Wheel	$9.50
80	The Anal Hook	$78.95
85	Tower of Pain	$88.00
90	Strict Leather Forced Orgasm Belt	$78.00
95	The Curvy Steel Dildo	$95.00
100	The Power Box Fucking Machine	$449.00

Last I heard, there were only 20 entries besides mine! This is simply NOT good enough, people… so get your asses over to Extreme Restraints to set up your very OWN wishlist, and then pop into Bad Bad Girl’s excellent blog, and let her know you want a shot at the Grand Fucking Prize!

HNT comes to Cleveros!

Mia — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:36:43 +0000

Yeah, an all-words-all-the-time adult site does get a little boring, no? So, I’m jumping on the bandwagon of a killer sex/photo blogger meme: Half-Nekkid Thursdays! Here you go:

The Boss Lady: Some like ‘em hot (pink)

Mia — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:31:36 +0000

With this review, we’re going to introduce a slightly new format for our reviews around here… No fair that Hardware Annie and The Blonde get all the floor space! So, I’ll be posting their reviews interspersed with my own little parenthetical/italicized comments here and there from now on. Like a conversation, or something! –Madame Editrix

First, a mixed review from Hardware Annie:

Ah, the Boss Lady. She’ll blind you with her fluorescent neon hot pink body, but luckily you’re not looking at her often ;-) [Damn straight. This is a totally insane color. I'm amazed you can make a toy THIS pink, and still have a non-toxic product.] This toy definitely earns its name, towering at 8 3/4″ by 1 3/5″. It’s got a silicone body that’s very realistically shaped, and a shower-friendly splash proof plastic base.

The base has a swirly hot pink silicone design for grip, and has three buttons; Up, Down, and Booster. The last one being the large button on the bottom that when pressed, boosts the vibrations! Alas, you have to keep pressing it, so I never use it for quite as long as I want to, but if you press the button with each inward thrust it works just fine ;-) [I do wish the booster button would click on and stay on myself. Ah well, can't have everything.]

So as I said, this one is big. I definitely had to use lube, and even then took a little while to work myself up to it. Once in it felt great paired with another toy for clit stimulation! The shape certainly helps, and the head is curved just enough to hit the G-spot. Unfortunately because of the size I wasn’t able to do much with it. While thoroughly enjoyed, this one probably won’t be broken out too terribly often.

All in all, if you like big cock, you’ll love this! ;-) [That really sums it up for the Boss Lady: If you like big cock, it's fantastic—as The Blonde will attest below. If you're a fan of average-or-smaller peen, it'll be difficult for you to really enjoy it … or possibly even to fit it in.]

The Blonde “really, really” loved it:

Some say narcissism is a bad thing, but let’s face it: Loving yourself as thoroughly and as often as possible is necessary to a modern girl’s mental health, and I have found the key! Granted, I blush slightly when I admit it’s a large hot pink cock, but the Boss Lady’s German engineering will please even the harshest critics time and time again [Just so long as those critics like big cock, that is... hehe].

The Boss Lady is a large vibrating dildo in “Shocking Pink”. Medical grade silicone gives it both a very firm and soft feel. [Seriously, when I first opened mine, I couldn't stop squeezing it. GREAT silicone! *ahem*] It’s shaped like a well-proportioned [quite large] penis, with an insertable length of approximately 7 inches, and a maximum girth of about 4 inches in circumference. The curved shaft sports a sizeable ridge along the head, which not only feels fantastic during manual manipulation, but hits your g-spot easily while inserted.

Instead of the more common vibrating bullet found in many silicone vibes, the Boss Lady seems to have a rod extending from the vibrating motor at the base. This not only firms the silicone shaft up a bit, but excels at transmitting the powerful vibrations all the way up the shaft to the very tip [which is great for the g-spot stimulation!]. Like Fun Factory’s Delight vibe, the Boss Lady features 8 vibration levels and 3 pulsating patterns, PLUS the bonus “turbo” button which kicks it up the vibration intensity (to level 9, if you will) when held down. It’s even completely waterproof!

This is one of my new favorite toys! Use it anywhere, even though the motor is a little loud, because the intensity and diversity completely overwhelms the, “goodness, is she using a vibrator in there?” factor. [Funny, I thought it was unusually quiet for the power...] While the hard plastic handle/control button base/battery compartment cover, at only ~2 inches long, is a little hard to hold onto when trying to hit those hard-to-reach spots, the Boss Lady handles the abuse extraordinarily well! And yes, I really do abuse my toys. [Seriously. She broke her Elastomer Rabbit Habit!]

I love the Boss Lady. I really, really do.

There you have it… if you like ‘em big, and you think you can stomach the color, Babeland’s Boss Lady silicone g-spot vibrator is an absolute winner! If you prefer your toys on the smaller side, you might want to check out some of Fun Factory’s more petite siilicone vibes instead. Thanks to Babeland for the opportunity to do this review!

Please Bear With Us…

Mia — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:26:48 +0000

Alrighty, the whole collaborative basis to this supposedly erotic-fiction-oriented site obviously got off the ground like a rock on a kite string. Apparently it’s time to switch focus … I have two kind souls assisting in toy reviews (not hard to find volunteers for THAT), but the fiction thing is just not happening. HOWEVER, there is still a niche in my brain that poor, neglected Cleveros can fit into! Hooray!

See, my other adult site: ThingsYouCantAskMom.com, is definitely focused solely on advice and informative/educational toy reviews. There is not much room there for me to just shoot my mouth off about sex, porn or irreverent adult crap. And as much as I like to shoot my mouth off, I’d like to keep that site exactly that way. SO. Cleveros is doomed to become my dirty soap-box, as it were. Sort of an internet megaphone for my dirty mind. I need SOMEWHERE to vent… sometimes 140 characters just isn’t enough!

But first, a little site rebuild… busy weekend ahead, yes indeedy.

Acuvibe Mini: Hitachi Lovers Rejoice! Or not.. ..

Mia — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:20:11 +0000

Hardware Annie gives a big Thumbs Up!

Ah, the Acuvibe Mini! The smaller and more portable version of the Acuvibe. I really like this one, it may very well replace the Hitachi in my heart. The vibrations are comparable to the Hitachi’s low setting (just at a little higher frequency), it doesn’t keep me attached to the wall or use batteries, and it’s a much sleeker and less bulky 9″ with a 1 3/5″ diameter around the head.

For power, it recharges by being plugged into the wall for a few hours (8 hours when you first charge it), then you’re ready to go! The charger cord detaches completely from the Acuvibe. Unfortunately while charging it, it gives off a blue light that all manufacturers seem to think all electronics need while they’re charging/on that light up your room like a night light! So you might want to keep it covered if you’re charging it at night. And remember to charge it after each use!!! You’re in for a terrible disappointment if you don’t ; )

And now for the fun, the vibrations! Like I said earlier, I personally would compare the vibrations to the Hitachi’s low setting, with a higher frequency. it got a 4 out of 5 for volume and intensity over at Babeland, and I’m inclined to agree, maybe 3 stars for volume. It’s pretty quiet for the power it pumps out, and if it’s under a blanket (warning, not supposed to do that according to he manual, heh) it’s pretty well muffled (get it? Muffled?? Haha, sorry, I could help myself). Just have some music playing while you’re using her and none’ll be the wiser.

Now the anatomy. It’s body is plastic and just under 7″ and a 2″ vinyl slightly curved head with a small flexible gap between the two to make up 9″ and to . The head doesn’t have any padding like the Hitachi does, but I certainly don’t notice much difference.

Over all, I’m very satisfied with this one!

But while using this fine product, I want you all to remember “Never drop or insert any object into any opening.” The Acuvibe Mini’s User Manual says so! So whatever you guys are thinking, just don’t do it!

The Blonde is not so excited.

I was really excited at the prospect of reviewing the Acuvibe Mini. I read some other reviews and the “Mini Hitachi” sounded right up my alley (I love, love, love, love, LOVE my Magic Wand)! Have to say though… I was a little disappointed with the Acuvibe Mini once I got my hands on it.

It has a nice shape, is fairly quiet (especially compared to the Hitachi), holds a charge for 3 or 4 uses, and can stand up to some rough-housing. Unfortunately, it didn’t always deliver the desired results. The frequency of the vibration is noticeably different than the Magic Wand, and it really made a difference to me! I had to actually lift my clitoral hood ever so slightly, so the Mini connected directly with my clit. After a few minutes of that, I could feel that tell-tale fluttering low in my belly, but that’s a little overly specific to accomplish a task the Hitachi manages easily.

However! The Acuvibe Mini is innocuous-looking enough to make it perfect for introducing into partner play without disturbing your partner’s delicate sensibilities (or bruising his ego!). As a partner toy, the Acuvibe Mini really excelled. Brought into your bed to spice up intercourse, the Mini can really take average sex over the top!!!

Big Teaze Tuyo … more of a tease than anything

Mia — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:14:10 +0000

The Blonde said it was a tease…

I was rather disappointed at the Tuyo. It’s a lovely, visually attractive sphere about the size of a baseball, composed of two halves of hard non-porous plastic connected around a center ring of medical grade silicone. The two halves open up to reveal the battery installation thingy and then seal tightly around the silicone to form a water resistant seal. (Careful!!! The edges of the plastic halves are freaking sharp and will cut the shit out of an unsuspecting thumb.) The seal is tight enough for fun in the shower, but is not designed for submersion.

The Tuyo is designed with a multitude of increasingly strong vibrations then a selection of vibration patterns. Very pretty toy, awesome vibrational options, I just couldn’t get off. Because of its spherical shape I couldn’t seem to get the right angle on it. And we’re talking bracing against all sorts of things, bed, floor, shower wall, sex partner. It would titillate the entire vulvar region, get my ciltoris delightfully engorged and then fail to get me off.

I would totally recommend it for women who are more sensitive than the rock ‘em sock ‘em girls of my ilk, or for those individuals who are trying to introduce toys into the bedroom and don’t want to intimidate anyone with a giant vibrating dong. But if you like your vibrations on the assertive side, Tuyo is not going to rock your world.

…and Hardware Annie agreed.

The Tuyo is a pretty stainless steel plastic sphere the size of a tennis ball, with a silicone grip wrapped around the center for handling and a silicone button on top to control the vibrations between low, medium, high, and five varying pulses. And to be quite honest, the Tuyo just isn’t my cup of tea.

Compared a lot of other vibes, the vibrations here didn’t seem quite so intense. Also something I quite don’t like: just the one button, for 8 speeds! Ludicrous. It’s a pain to find the setting you want. And for reason I can’t quite put my finger on, I didn’t like the shape at all. I couldn’t get into it (didn’t even get off once!). Of course, I do love my Hitachi, so perhaps I just need a handle and some stronger frequencies, or a more focused vibration surface for less intense vibes.

Eco Delight Kit: Perfect V-Day Gift!

Mia — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 06:41:13 +0000

The Blonde thinks it’s Delight-ful:

In the Eco Delight kit, Babeland has created a user-friendly, attractive group of products designed to gently initiate those of us who are new to the world of pleasure toys, and delight those of us looking to add new toys to our collection. The kit includes three natural rubber condoms, Babeland’s organic lube, a soy wax scented candle (that turns into massage oil when burned), and the Fun Factory Delight vibrator.

Mamba Condoms
I had never encountered “natural rubber” condoms before, so I decided to really put them to the test. The material feels a bit thicker than comon latex condoms, and when subjected to a variety of “stress tests” (stretching, withstanding punctures, being filled with water and flung against hard surfaces), Mamba condoms withstood rigorous abuse much better than normal store-bought brands. Additional benefits include a more natural feel and less tendency to slip off during creative positions and heavy lube (they’re sized to fit a bit more snugly than most condoms).

Even better, the material didn’t aggravate my latex allergies like regular condoms! So if you are sensitive to latex too, but don’t like using polyurethane condoms, these might be perfect for you. The only drawback I found was a rather over-powering rubber smell. Good thing the lube was scented!

Babeland Naked Organic Lube
And yes, the lube. Ahh, the lube! One doesn’t regularly think of all the many wonderful things about lube besides the whole “insert object into tight spaces” use. Well, I’ve clearly never been properly educated. Babeland’s organic Naked lube is possibly the best lube I have ever tried. Initially I was slightly put off by the thick “gel” consistency, but not for long.

The natural ingredients provide exceptional lubrication without losing sensation. You never encounter the “oops, too much lube” problem, where you suddenly feel nothing but squish instead of sensation. It’s lightly scented with vanilla and citrus, for a pleasant but subtle smell. As a water-based lube, it’s fully condom (and toy) compatible. And one of the best things about Naked lube is clean-up: If you happen to miss a spot somewhere, it absorbs into your skin instead of gluing your skin to the bedsheets or leaving squishy spots behind in the morning.

Soy Massage Candle
The soy wax massage candle is wonderfully scented with an exotic combination of floral notes (”rice flower” is the scent included in the kit). When lit, it gently fills the room with fragrance, while the wax melts into a decent massage “oil”. When you use the wax for a massage though, be careful not to ruin your foreplay if you drip the wax directly onto your partner. Either hold the candle about a foot away from their skin, or drip it into the palm of your hand and then rub it on their body. (And keep in mind that it does leave a slight waxy residue if you don’t massage it in very thoroughly, or hop in the shower afterward.)

Delight G-Spot Vibe
And the best part of the kit has to be the Delight g-spot vibrator! Fun Factory’s Delight is quickly replacing my other toys as my absolute, any-mood, any-where favorite. Let’s hear it for German engineering!

The Delight is a lovely elongated S shape, with a vibrating silicone head and neck flowing into a hard plastic handle with integrated control buttons. It’s visually pleasing, weighty enough to transmit vibrations extremely well, and fits perfectly in your hand while you’re using it. It features 8 basic vibration levels ranging from gentle foreplay to “cum NOW, please,” and after you cycle through the 8 basic levels, the Delight has 3 crescendo patterns in varying speeds and levels of intensity.

The Delight is perfectly shaped for g-spot or prostate stimulation, with an additional bump inside the first curve that provides extra stimulation for the vaginal opening or perineum while inserted, and the body curves back to provide clitoral stimulation when you move it just right. And when you’re not using it, it has a nice, discreet storage case that doubles as a battery charger. That’s right! No AA batteries and no power cord to get in your way. Woo hoo!

In short, the Delight is a beautifully made and very functional toy. I love it! Surprise your partner with this gift set on Valentine’s Day, and make some sparks fly!

and another perspective from Hardware Annie:

First of all, what an adorable gift set! Inside the Eco Delight Kit you’ll find a Delight g-spot vibe, a bottle of Babeland’s own Naked Lube, one of their soy-based massage candles (and matches), and three vegan Mamba latex condoms, all wrapped up in a recycled paper gift bag studded with wild flower seeds! I’m planting mine outside our kitchen window =)

So to my surprise, the Delight found in the Eco Delight Kit did not rock my world much at all. Shaped like an “S”, it’s supposed to hit your g-spot and clit at the same time, while curling around your pelvic bone to make it easy on your wrist to use, best used with a back and forth rocking motion. When the end is hitting my g-spot, the clit stimulating nub is basically inside me and I don’t get enough stimulation, and when it is lined up with my clit, it hits a very uncomfortable spot up against my pelvic bone. Perhaps my g-spot is abnormally far back, but otherwise this is quite the toy! With 11 vibrations options (including three pulsating vibrations) easily accessed with a clear “+” and “-” buttons that light up and a hard plastic carrying case that it recharges in, it really is a good toy. It did get me off, just not they way it’s intended to (I just used the end directly on my clit). Overall I’d say this is quite the toy, just not for me =)

Ah Naked Lube, while most lubes either burn (I know, that’s probably just me) and/or feel like three extra condoms were just added to the mix, this stuff is pretty good (I had forgot we had used it, even). Just be conservative about the amount, otherwise you end up with a tacky crotch ; ) As for the taste, as my boyfriend so apptly put it, “There’s a candy that tastes like this…” And it’s 99% vegan! So, ya know, it’s not vegan =P

Now the massage candle, while a good idea (I love hot wax, I love massages, I was pretty excited albeit curious as to how stayed an oil after being a candle), is purely a novelty toy. Perhaps if the got something with a lower melting point and warned their customers not to take the candle into a warm room or something, maybe, but as it is, the stuff solidifies quickly into the massage. It still felt great on my end, but my boyfriend commented on wads of wax building up between his fingers and how tacky it got. And at the end I certainly noticed the feeling of a back covered in a thin layer of wax. I still plan to use it as a candle (I love the smell), but that’s about it =)

The Mamba condoms get my seal of approval. Soft, not crinkly like Trojans, as my boyfriend puts it. And I agree, they’s more comfortable than most condoms. Natural, they’re not silly colors (something I never quite appreciated in condoms, heh). And while the lube isn’t flavored, it isn’t offensive either (though, I personally find flavored lubes a bt off-putting as it is).