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Heartbreak Nympho’s Gender Carnival!

Mia — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:33:15 +0000

Wilhelmina Wang is having a contest over at Hearbreak Nymphomania, wherein she asks readers to answer the intriguing question, “What does your gender mean to YOU?”

That’s interesting to me, because I never really think about “my gender” per se… I think about society’s gender roles all the time, because I butt up against them on a regular basis, but I never frame it as “my gender”, always as “society’s gender roles.”

I was blessed with a hippie mom who never chastised me for wearing “boy’s” clothes. In fact, she bought me boys jeans when I was little, because they had reinforcement patches in the knees. Apparently I spent enough time crawling around on the ground pretending I was a horse to wear out girls pants far too fast for the family budget.

So, I was lucky to be raised by a woman who put no stock in, “how girls are supposed to be,” and all stock in, “be who you are.” I do sometimes wonder if I’d been raised in a more “traditional” family, if I would have more gender issues than I do. As it is, my only gender issues are with society telling me how I should be, instead of accepting me for how I am.

For the record, I usually identify as a heterosexual woman. I have no disputes with my biologically female sex/gender. I am entirely more inclined to be involved with a man than a woman. I identify as bisexual when I’m involved in a conversation with people a) who are totally against homosexuality, and b) who are interested in discussing what you find attractive more than who you get into relationships with.

What does that all mean for what I think of my own gender? Nothing. I don’t really ever think of my “gender” as an important issue. I am who I am, and that is that. If you have a problem with me being assertive, not wearing a skirt, or knowing my way around the underside of my car’s hood better than a random man on the street? You are not someone whose opinion I give a shit about.

Gender, in my opinion, should not be an issue. That doesn’t mean gender isn’t an issue, and a damned important one for a lot of people, but it shouldn’t be. Gender shouldn’t be any more of an issue than who somebody loves… and that is apparently a huge issue for a lot of (sad, insecure) folks.

The rules for entering Wilhelmina’s contest follow the jump. :-)

Lately, I’ve been thinking about my own gender more, and while appear mostly feminine, I often wish that I could wake up and just pick whatever gender I wanted to be that day, and be it. Soon I’m going to be doing a series of posts/HNTs exploring my own gender(fucking), and I’m really looking forward to reading about other people’s takes on gender. I thought combining a shout out for feedback with a contest would be cool.

Prizes:
I’m not giving away as much as I was for my last contest, but the prizes are still pretty sweet:

A Femblossom Heat from Emotional Bliss!
Not only does this vibrator vibrate, it heats up, matching the speed and frequency of the vibrations. After you use it, the Femblossom also secretes an antibacterial agent which means you can clean it with a quick wipe. (Specs: variable speeds + frequency, curved to fit the body, lats from 90-240 minutes, heats up + self-cleaning.)
A Tantus Ryder!
(Specs: silicone, 4.1″ length and 1.5″ diameter.)
A Lelo Bo from Tabu Toys!
(Specs: silicone, rechargable battery, lasts for up to 2 hours.)

How to Enter:
To enter, you need to do two things:

Leave a comment on Wilhelmina’s original post in response to the question: What does your gender mean to you?
Spread the word about the contest! Either reblog or retweet. Or both, if you wish. If you’re reblogging, exact text would be best (don’t hotlink to the images, though), and you can add your own words to it. Link to the blog post in a comment. You can only do this a minimum of once. If you’re retweeting, do so at least once and a maximum of ten times, and use the following text: RT @wilhelminawang What does your gender mean to you? Answer and win some sex toys! http://bit.ly/LOBoZ
(Optional) Subscribe to my RSS feed and let me know in your comment that you have :)

Each comment, reblog and retweet will earn you one “entry” into the contest, and after all the entries are in I’ll use a randomizer to select the winner :) Yep, only one winner this time.

Deadline to enter: November 21st, midnight, EST.

The Fine Print:

- Tabu Toys is only willing to ship within the continental US. If you’re not in the continental US, you can still enter, but if you win I will request that you cover shipping costs because otherwise I’ll have to pay for it out of my own pocket. You can pay for the costs via PayPal.

What to do with a broken dildo?

Mia — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:24:52 +0000

Any sex toy collector (or reviewer) understands these dilemmas: A favorite toy breaks, and you feel bad throwing a giant mass of plastic in the garbage. You get a toy you thought you would like, but it really doesn’t trip your trigger when you finally get your hands on it. While sterilizable toys can sometimes be traded or gifted among like-minded folks (like those of us on the Toy Swap Network … hit me up on Twitter if you’re interested), a hell of a lot of toys can’t be properly sterilized. And of course, sterile or not, the day comes when all toys with moving parts finally stop moving.

What’s an environmentally-conscious toy hound to do? What to do with your old jelly (ick) rabbit, now that you’ve learned about phthalates & switched to an elastomer or silicone model? What to do with that beloved bullet vibe when it finally bites the dust? There’s enough sex-guilt in the world as it is… who wants to worry about their old vibrators destroying the planet?! (X-rated B-movie idea there… anyone? Like Christine only dildos instead of cars?)

Never fear, the brilliant Sex Toy Recycling Program is here to save the day! Not only are these fine folks willing to disassemble your unwanted sex toys, and sort them into the appropriate recycling bins, for every package of toys you send, they’ll give you a $10 gift certificate to one of their affiliated toy retailers as a thank you! All they ask is that you not abuse the gift certificate offer by sending every toy in a separate box (boo to greed!), and that you do them the favor of washing the toys thoroughly before sending them in!

The Boss Lady: Some like ‘em hot (pink)

Mia — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:31:36 +0000

With this review, we’re going to introduce a slightly new format for our reviews around here… No fair that Hardware Annie and The Blonde get all the floor space! So, I’ll be posting their reviews interspersed with my own little parenthetical/italicized comments here and there from now on. Like a conversation, or something! –Madame Editrix

First, a mixed review from Hardware Annie:

Ah, the Boss Lady. She’ll blind you with her fluorescent neon hot pink body, but luckily you’re not looking at her often ;-) [Damn straight. This is a totally insane color. I'm amazed you can make a toy THIS pink, and still have a non-toxic product.] This toy definitely earns its name, towering at 8 3/4″ by 1 3/5″. It’s got a silicone body that’s very realistically shaped, and a shower-friendly splash proof plastic base.

The base has a swirly hot pink silicone design for grip, and has three buttons; Up, Down, and Booster. The last one being the large button on the bottom that when pressed, boosts the vibrations! Alas, you have to keep pressing it, so I never use it for quite as long as I want to, but if you press the button with each inward thrust it works just fine ;-) [I do wish the booster button would click on and stay on myself. Ah well, can't have everything.]

So as I said, this one is big. I definitely had to use lube, and even then took a little while to work myself up to it. Once in it felt great paired with another toy for clit stimulation! The shape certainly helps, and the head is curved just enough to hit the G-spot. Unfortunately because of the size I wasn’t able to do much with it. While thoroughly enjoyed, this one probably won’t be broken out too terribly often.

All in all, if you like big cock, you’ll love this! ;-) [That really sums it up for the Boss Lady: If you like big cock, it's fantastic—as The Blonde will attest below. If you're a fan of average-or-smaller peen, it'll be difficult for you to really enjoy it … or possibly even to fit it in.]

The Blonde “really, really” loved it:

Some say narcissism is a bad thing, but let’s face it: Loving yourself as thoroughly and as often as possible is necessary to a modern girl’s mental health, and I have found the key! Granted, I blush slightly when I admit it’s a large hot pink cock, but the Boss Lady’s German engineering will please even the harshest critics time and time again [Just so long as those critics like big cock, that is... hehe].

The Boss Lady is a large vibrating dildo in “Shocking Pink”. Medical grade silicone gives it both a very firm and soft feel. [Seriously, when I first opened mine, I couldn't stop squeezing it. GREAT silicone! *ahem*] It’s shaped like a well-proportioned [quite large] penis, with an insertable length of approximately 7 inches, and a maximum girth of about 4 inches in circumference. The curved shaft sports a sizeable ridge along the head, which not only feels fantastic during manual manipulation, but hits your g-spot easily while inserted.

Instead of the more common vibrating bullet found in many silicone vibes, the Boss Lady seems to have a rod extending from the vibrating motor at the base. This not only firms the silicone shaft up a bit, but excels at transmitting the powerful vibrations all the way up the shaft to the very tip [which is great for the g-spot stimulation!]. Like Fun Factory’s Delight vibe, the Boss Lady features 8 vibration levels and 3 pulsating patterns, PLUS the bonus “turbo” button which kicks it up the vibration intensity (to level 9, if you will) when held down. It’s even completely waterproof!

This is one of my new favorite toys! Use it anywhere, even though the motor is a little loud, because the intensity and diversity completely overwhelms the, “goodness, is she using a vibrator in there?” factor. [Funny, I thought it was unusually quiet for the power...] While the hard plastic handle/control button base/battery compartment cover, at only ~2 inches long, is a little hard to hold onto when trying to hit those hard-to-reach spots, the Boss Lady handles the abuse extraordinarily well! And yes, I really do abuse my toys. [Seriously. She broke her Elastomer Rabbit Habit!]

I love the Boss Lady. I really, really do.

There you have it… if you like ‘em big, and you think you can stomach the color, Babeland’s Boss Lady silicone g-spot vibrator is an absolute winner! If you prefer your toys on the smaller side, you might want to check out some of Fun Factory’s more petite siilicone vibes instead. Thanks to Babeland for the opportunity to do this review!

Acuvibe Mini: Hitachi Lovers Rejoice! Or not.. ..

Mia — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:20:11 +0000

Hardware Annie gives a big Thumbs Up!

Ah, the Acuvibe Mini! The smaller and more portable version of the Acuvibe. I really like this one, it may very well replace the Hitachi in my heart. The vibrations are comparable to the Hitachi’s low setting (just at a little higher frequency), it doesn’t keep me attached to the wall or use batteries, and it’s a much sleeker and less bulky 9″ with a 1 3/5″ diameter around the head.

For power, it recharges by being plugged into the wall for a few hours (8 hours when you first charge it), then you’re ready to go! The charger cord detaches completely from the Acuvibe. Unfortunately while charging it, it gives off a blue light that all manufacturers seem to think all electronics need while they’re charging/on that light up your room like a night light! So you might want to keep it covered if you’re charging it at night. And remember to charge it after each use!!! You’re in for a terrible disappointment if you don’t ; )

And now for the fun, the vibrations! Like I said earlier, I personally would compare the vibrations to the Hitachi’s low setting, with a higher frequency. it got a 4 out of 5 for volume and intensity over at Babeland, and I’m inclined to agree, maybe 3 stars for volume. It’s pretty quiet for the power it pumps out, and if it’s under a blanket (warning, not supposed to do that according to he manual, heh) it’s pretty well muffled (get it? Muffled?? Haha, sorry, I could help myself). Just have some music playing while you’re using her and none’ll be the wiser.

Now the anatomy. It’s body is plastic and just under 7″ and a 2″ vinyl slightly curved head with a small flexible gap between the two to make up 9″ and to . The head doesn’t have any padding like the Hitachi does, but I certainly don’t notice much difference.

Over all, I’m very satisfied with this one!

But while using this fine product, I want you all to remember “Never drop or insert any object into any opening.” The Acuvibe Mini’s User Manual says so! So whatever you guys are thinking, just don’t do it!

The Blonde is not so excited.

I was really excited at the prospect of reviewing the Acuvibe Mini. I read some other reviews and the “Mini Hitachi” sounded right up my alley (I love, love, love, love, LOVE my Magic Wand)! Have to say though… I was a little disappointed with the Acuvibe Mini once I got my hands on it.

It has a nice shape, is fairly quiet (especially compared to the Hitachi), holds a charge for 3 or 4 uses, and can stand up to some rough-housing. Unfortunately, it didn’t always deliver the desired results. The frequency of the vibration is noticeably different than the Magic Wand, and it really made a difference to me! I had to actually lift my clitoral hood ever so slightly, so the Mini connected directly with my clit. After a few minutes of that, I could feel that tell-tale fluttering low in my belly, but that’s a little overly specific to accomplish a task the Hitachi manages easily.

However! The Acuvibe Mini is innocuous-looking enough to make it perfect for introducing into partner play without disturbing your partner’s delicate sensibilities (or bruising his ego!). As a partner toy, the Acuvibe Mini really excelled. Brought into your bed to spice up intercourse, the Mini can really take average sex over the top!!!

Big Teaze Tuyo … more of a tease than anything

Mia — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:14:10 +0000

The Blonde said it was a tease…

I was rather disappointed at the Tuyo. It’s a lovely, visually attractive sphere about the size of a baseball, composed of two halves of hard non-porous plastic connected around a center ring of medical grade silicone. The two halves open up to reveal the battery installation thingy and then seal tightly around the silicone to form a water resistant seal. (Careful!!! The edges of the plastic halves are freaking sharp and will cut the shit out of an unsuspecting thumb.) The seal is tight enough for fun in the shower, but is not designed for submersion.

The Tuyo is designed with a multitude of increasingly strong vibrations then a selection of vibration patterns. Very pretty toy, awesome vibrational options, I just couldn’t get off. Because of its spherical shape I couldn’t seem to get the right angle on it. And we’re talking bracing against all sorts of things, bed, floor, shower wall, sex partner. It would titillate the entire vulvar region, get my ciltoris delightfully engorged and then fail to get me off.

I would totally recommend it for women who are more sensitive than the rock ‘em sock ‘em girls of my ilk, or for those individuals who are trying to introduce toys into the bedroom and don’t want to intimidate anyone with a giant vibrating dong. But if you like your vibrations on the assertive side, Tuyo is not going to rock your world.

…and Hardware Annie agreed.

The Tuyo is a pretty stainless steel plastic sphere the size of a tennis ball, with a silicone grip wrapped around the center for handling and a silicone button on top to control the vibrations between low, medium, high, and five varying pulses. And to be quite honest, the Tuyo just isn’t my cup of tea.

Compared a lot of other vibes, the vibrations here didn’t seem quite so intense. Also something I quite don’t like: just the one button, for 8 speeds! Ludicrous. It’s a pain to find the setting you want. And for reason I can’t quite put my finger on, I didn’t like the shape at all. I couldn’t get into it (didn’t even get off once!). Of course, I do love my Hitachi, so perhaps I just need a handle and some stronger frequencies, or a more focused vibration surface for less intense vibes.

Eco Delight Kit: Perfect V-Day Gift!

Mia — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 06:41:13 +0000

The Blonde thinks it’s Delight-ful:

In the Eco Delight kit, Babeland has created a user-friendly, attractive group of products designed to gently initiate those of us who are new to the world of pleasure toys, and delight those of us looking to add new toys to our collection. The kit includes three natural rubber condoms, Babeland’s organic lube, a soy wax scented candle (that turns into massage oil when burned), and the Fun Factory Delight vibrator.

Mamba Condoms
I had never encountered “natural rubber” condoms before, so I decided to really put them to the test. The material feels a bit thicker than comon latex condoms, and when subjected to a variety of “stress tests” (stretching, withstanding punctures, being filled with water and flung against hard surfaces), Mamba condoms withstood rigorous abuse much better than normal store-bought brands. Additional benefits include a more natural feel and less tendency to slip off during creative positions and heavy lube (they’re sized to fit a bit more snugly than most condoms).

Even better, the material didn’t aggravate my latex allergies like regular condoms! So if you are sensitive to latex too, but don’t like using polyurethane condoms, these might be perfect for you. The only drawback I found was a rather over-powering rubber smell. Good thing the lube was scented!

Babeland Naked Organic Lube
And yes, the lube. Ahh, the lube! One doesn’t regularly think of all the many wonderful things about lube besides the whole “insert object into tight spaces” use. Well, I’ve clearly never been properly educated. Babeland’s organic Naked lube is possibly the best lube I have ever tried. Initially I was slightly put off by the thick “gel” consistency, but not for long.

The natural ingredients provide exceptional lubrication without losing sensation. You never encounter the “oops, too much lube” problem, where you suddenly feel nothing but squish instead of sensation. It’s lightly scented with vanilla and citrus, for a pleasant but subtle smell. As a water-based lube, it’s fully condom (and toy) compatible. And one of the best things about Naked lube is clean-up: If you happen to miss a spot somewhere, it absorbs into your skin instead of gluing your skin to the bedsheets or leaving squishy spots behind in the morning.

Soy Massage Candle
The soy wax massage candle is wonderfully scented with an exotic combination of floral notes (”rice flower” is the scent included in the kit). When lit, it gently fills the room with fragrance, while the wax melts into a decent massage “oil”. When you use the wax for a massage though, be careful not to ruin your foreplay if you drip the wax directly onto your partner. Either hold the candle about a foot away from their skin, or drip it into the palm of your hand and then rub it on their body. (And keep in mind that it does leave a slight waxy residue if you don’t massage it in very thoroughly, or hop in the shower afterward.)

Delight G-Spot Vibe
And the best part of the kit has to be the Delight g-spot vibrator! Fun Factory’s Delight is quickly replacing my other toys as my absolute, any-mood, any-where favorite. Let’s hear it for German engineering!

The Delight is a lovely elongated S shape, with a vibrating silicone head and neck flowing into a hard plastic handle with integrated control buttons. It’s visually pleasing, weighty enough to transmit vibrations extremely well, and fits perfectly in your hand while you’re using it. It features 8 basic vibration levels ranging from gentle foreplay to “cum NOW, please,” and after you cycle through the 8 basic levels, the Delight has 3 crescendo patterns in varying speeds and levels of intensity.

The Delight is perfectly shaped for g-spot or prostate stimulation, with an additional bump inside the first curve that provides extra stimulation for the vaginal opening or perineum while inserted, and the body curves back to provide clitoral stimulation when you move it just right. And when you’re not using it, it has a nice, discreet storage case that doubles as a battery charger. That’s right! No AA batteries and no power cord to get in your way. Woo hoo!

In short, the Delight is a beautifully made and very functional toy. I love it! Surprise your partner with this gift set on Valentine’s Day, and make some sparks fly!

and another perspective from Hardware Annie:

First of all, what an adorable gift set! Inside the Eco Delight Kit you’ll find a Delight g-spot vibe, a bottle of Babeland’s own Naked Lube, one of their soy-based massage candles (and matches), and three vegan Mamba latex condoms, all wrapped up in a recycled paper gift bag studded with wild flower seeds! I’m planting mine outside our kitchen window =)

So to my surprise, the Delight found in the Eco Delight Kit did not rock my world much at all. Shaped like an “S”, it’s supposed to hit your g-spot and clit at the same time, while curling around your pelvic bone to make it easy on your wrist to use, best used with a back and forth rocking motion. When the end is hitting my g-spot, the clit stimulating nub is basically inside me and I don’t get enough stimulation, and when it is lined up with my clit, it hits a very uncomfortable spot up against my pelvic bone. Perhaps my g-spot is abnormally far back, but otherwise this is quite the toy! With 11 vibrations options (including three pulsating vibrations) easily accessed with a clear “+” and “-” buttons that light up and a hard plastic carrying case that it recharges in, it really is a good toy. It did get me off, just not they way it’s intended to (I just used the end directly on my clit). Overall I’d say this is quite the toy, just not for me =)

Ah Naked Lube, while most lubes either burn (I know, that’s probably just me) and/or feel like three extra condoms were just added to the mix, this stuff is pretty good (I had forgot we had used it, even). Just be conservative about the amount, otherwise you end up with a tacky crotch ; ) As for the taste, as my boyfriend so apptly put it, “There’s a candy that tastes like this…” And it’s 99% vegan! So, ya know, it’s not vegan =P

Now the massage candle, while a good idea (I love hot wax, I love massages, I was pretty excited albeit curious as to how stayed an oil after being a candle), is purely a novelty toy. Perhaps if the got something with a lower melting point and warned their customers not to take the candle into a warm room or something, maybe, but as it is, the stuff solidifies quickly into the massage. It still felt great on my end, but my boyfriend commented on wads of wax building up between his fingers and how tacky it got. And at the end I certainly noticed the feeling of a back covered in a thin layer of wax. I still plan to use it as a candle (I love the smell), but that’s about it =)

The Mamba condoms get my seal of approval. Soft, not crinkly like Trojans, as my boyfriend puts it. And I agree, they’s more comfortable than most condoms. Natural, they’re not silly colors (something I never quite appreciated in condoms, heh). And while the lube isn’t flavored, it isn’t offensive either (though, I personally find flavored lubes a bt off-putting as it is).

Luna Beads “Kegelcisers”

Mia — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:47:44 +0000

What did The Blonde think?

Lelo Luna Beads are an ingenious idea designed to make kegels easy and fun. The kit comes with two sets of weighted balls which provide gentle vibration when the pelvic floor (PC) muscles are flexed.

While the directions say to simply wear Luna Beads for half an hour a day, I decided to step things up a notch and actually do a half hour of kegels while wearing them! I must say my PC muscles were a bit fatigued by the end… of course, who actually has to worry about their pelvic muscles being in good enough shape to withstand a 30 minute orgasm?! Certainly not me (I’ve heard pigs have 30 minute orgasms. Don’t know if it’s true or not, but if it is, I’m jealous. That would be well worth exercising for!)

However, during my thirty minute kegel marathon, I hardly felt the Luna Beads’ vibrations. I decided to wear them to work, where we have two flights of stairs. Still not much excitement, so I brought them to the local university campus, and jogged up their stairs. After 4 flights, I almost started to feel tingly. So the next day, not being one to give up, I went to the gym.

Luna Beads on a stairmaster is actually pretty nice. Even better was the elliptical trainer (at slightly over 3mph). But still, while they made the gym a lot more entertaining than usual, I was bound and determined to find a way to climax with these things (whether they’re designed for it or not!). You’ve heard the classic “lean against the washer on spin cycle” line? Well, I tried sitting on both the washer and dryer. Still no O. I tried sitting on an idling ATV and snowmobile… still needed clitoral stimulation to get off. But then I found the magic combo:

An idling Harley and my Luna Beads! Yup, get a big enough VTwin between your legs, and the Luna Beads suddenly work magic! A few days later I was invited to an “adult” party, and figured I’d see if Luna Beads were more fun with more than one.

Sure enough, Luna Beads, a sex swing, and some added clitoral or anal stimulation were as good as the Harley (although if the secondary stimulation gets too intense, it overwhelms the Lunas). I also discovered that, although they were designed for a woman’s muscles, Luna Beads can provide fantastic prostate stimulation for a man. If your guy is game, try adding Lunas to your next blowjob, and see what happens!

All in all, I prefer more “gratifying” toys, but if you use a little imagination, Luna Beads can be much more than a simple exercise tool, in a variety of interesting situations. ;-)

And another perspective from The Sister…

Luna beads, made to provide extra stimulation while exercising kegels, are just not my cup of tea. They’re much like ben wa balls, but two hard plastic balls held together by rubber, and a string at the bottom to tug at to give resistance. Using them for pleasure does nothing for me (they actually quite uncomfortable, to be honest, but I’ve never like using hard plastic toys vaginally), and as far as using them for kegels, it just feels like another gimmicky exercise machine. But then again, I never knew of the giant market for kegel exercisers. I suppose I just feel they’re like all exercise machines, sure they work, but so the does exercise, sans machine ^_^

bnaughty: Very nice!

Shannon — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:56:56 +0000

What The Blonde had to say…

What a wonderful multi-tasker the bnaughty bullet vibe is: A discreet, quiet, waterproof bullet that can be used any place for a good time.

The bullet has four separate vibration speeds ranging from a low-key, slightly off-center rumble to a full-fledged frenzy. I enjoyed using the lower settings for clitoral stimulation, while the higher end vibration levels were were great for vaginal insertion, perineum, anal and scrotal stimulation.

The bnaughty really is as waterproof as it advertises! Better yet, I tested it in water temperatures up to 108ºF, and it still worked (although battery life is significantly shortened at that temperature). It’s the perfect accessory for your next hot tub party, just bring some extra batteries.

While the bNaughty is not the mind-blowing experience that some other toys on the market are, with its size and quiet demeanor it lends itself to a multitude of creative applications. Plus, in its discreet black drawstring bag, the bnaughty goes great with any party outfit! ;-)

And another perspective from Hardware Annie:

This is a great little thing, the bNaughty is. A velvety smooth bullet vibe attached to a remote via a 31″ cord. On that remote you find four delightful speeds, from soft and gentle to “this is a bullet?!” And waterproof to boot makes this li’l guy well worth the price. It’s relatively quiet, and with a carrying case, it’s the perfect travel vibe. Great with a partner or solo, I’m a fan of this one =)

Hitachi Wand is Magic Indeed

Mia — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:14:29 +0000

What Miss Mia had to say …

The Hitachi Magic Wand is not the vibe to grab when you’re in a candleight-and-wine sort of mood. This is the machine you’ll want when you want a screaming quickie in the morning before you leave for work. Or maybe if you come home on your lunchbreak. Or if you wake up in the middle of the night after a particularly naughty dream.

It’s also a perfect vibe for the gal with a roommate. Not because it’s quiet, or particularly inconspicuous, but because you can get off in the time it takes your roomie to walk into the kitchen and make a cup of tea. Actually, in the time it takes to boil water, you could probably have three, or four, or five … and give yourself a shoulder massage afterward.

There is nothing soft, sweet or polite about the Magic Wand. It’s clunky-looking, loud, and so insanely intense you’ll probably want to use some padding in between the vibrating head and your clit. But after you’ve gotten off so many times your legs are cramping up and your abs are sore, you can also use your Hitachi to loosen up your hamstrings. “Magic” indeed!

… and another perspective, from The Blonde

Yeah! The Hitachi Magic Wand! For all those out there who have the “Fuck Foreplay” mentality, this is the toy for you. Cum hard, cum now, cum often.

The wand itself is rather large (about a foot long), corded, slightly unwieldly (the boyfriend joked it was a two-hander), and loud. But the simple joy of climaxing again and again with little or no time or effort makes it well worth it.

A note about usage: It was designed to work out muscles, and is a little aggressive for those with sensitive clitoral areas (and who doesn’t have a sensitive clitoris?). I found using the wand over a couple layers of cloth works quite well (panties & pajama pants, for example). I’ve only ever used the Wand on the LOW setting. Low is a suitably aggressive vibration, High terrifies me.

The Magic Wand is a fabulous, fucking beautiful addition to any toy chest.

What’s up with those Rabbit vibes, anyway?

Mia — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:25:07 +0000

What Miss Mia had to say …

So, me and a couple friends landed a sweet gig playing with sex toys for Babeland.com, and the first gadget that landed in our hands was one of the oh-so-famous Sex & The City stars: Rabbit Habit vibrating dildos! To be specific, the Elastomer Rabbit Habit, made of non-toxic, purple, sparkly, squishy rubbery elastomer stuff. The material is oddly fun to squeeze, watching the shaft rotate very nearly made me salivate, and the little bullet-rabbit’s ears buzzed in a terribly enticing way…

…but instead of being knocked off my feet, and sent straight to heaven, well … the lil’ bunny vibe was a little more subtle about things. The bullet-bunny is at an odd angle, and only provided indirect stimulation for me. In retrospect, that’s probably good, or I would have gotten off before the shaft had a chance to do anything for me.

See, I didn’t notice any sensation from the rotating head, or the spinning bead-thingies right away. No sensation at all. I wiggled everything around, until I felt a little ‘pressure’ sensation somewhere near where I imagine my g-spot might be. Then, noticing that the controller was moving in my hand more than the shaft was moving inside, I clamped my legs together to hold it in place.

And I waited.

And slowly, at first, then quite a bit more quickly all of a sudden, the orgasm snuck up on me. Like it tiptoed up the stairs, peeked in the bedroom door, quietly stepped into the room, and then JUMPED ON THE BED AND ATTACKED ME. OK, maybe not quite that intense. But you get the idea. Give the Elastomer Rabbit Habit a few minutes of your time, and a little patience … it’ll be worth the wait.

… and another perspective, from The Blonde

The Elastomer Rabbit Habit: Great in theory, so-so in practice. The elastomer material was fantastic … latex & pthalate free, it maintained delightful feel & playability without toxic plastic smell, or that tell-tale vaginal dryness that comes with some plastics.

The Rabbit comes with two motor control switches: One for the bullet-vibe rabbit, and one for the shaft/pearl contraption. The shaft rotates at a 15º angle, while the beads rotate around on tracks to stimulate the vaginal opening. Sounds fabulous, doesn’t it?

Unfortunately, the motor in the shaft was so weak that it wouldn’t maintain rotation while inserted unless it was turned all the way up. Even then, if you’re the kind of girl who enjoys their stimulation at any sort of an angle, any significant added pressure also stops the motor. So, one is left holding the vibrator still, and allowing it to do “its thing.”

Sadly for this girl, “its thing” wasn’t nearly as exciting as I had hoped. The Rabbit vibrating bit is pretty fantastic … well, it would have been, IF it had been placed to actually have any decent contact with my clit. Happily, I found the lovely bendy elastomer could be manipulated in such a way that I could pry the rabbit & its ears up, and position them where I needed them to be. Once positioned, HURRAH!! Orgasm can be reached!

Overall, yes, the Rabbit Habit would be a satisfying toy for those with passive tastes. For those of us with more aggressive needs I suppose it gets “the job” done, just not with the “O” factor so widely touted.